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STANDINGS - WEEK 1

PRESEASON

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DIAMOND
Top 4 teams from Diamond Division will qualify for Playoffs (if there are only 10 teams.)

PLATINUM

Top 8 teams from Platinum Division will qualify for Playoffs.

GOLD

Top 16 teams from Gold Division will qualify for Playoffs.

LEBRONZE
Teams will play each other ONCE. Team that finishes the season with the best record will be the Champions.

WOMEN'S

TOP
4 teams will qualify for Playoffs.
Tie-breaker goes to the team that won in their match-up.

1. In the event that a tie occurs between multiple teams, a team that defeated the other teams own the tie-breaker.

2. In the event that a tie occurs between multiple teams but a team has ONLY defeated 1 of those teams, then we proceed to the next best thing which is...

3. Tie-breaker goes to the team that defeated the highest ranking team.

4. (implemented on 6/17/08) Strength of Schedule.

NOTE: Rankings get re-seeded after a team has been ranked.

RANK

LAST WEEK TEAMS

STATS

RECORD

STREAK

1 1 Lady Air
There's no messing with the defending Champs. It looks like they have a go-to scorer in Monique Nolan. She scored a team high 25 points and was Player of the Week for Week 1.
STATS 1 - 0

WON 1

2 6 30's Rock
Elizabeth Skiles is making a name for herself branching away from D-Ballers and starting her own team, 30’s Rock. She led the team with 12 points last week and was a Runner-Up for P.O.W. honors.
STATS 1 - 0

WON 1

3 2 Lady's Ball Club
Dear Omar Alameddine,
Yes we know you’re a control freak and we want you to be around for your team’s first game. We hope your girls understand we’re waiting for you.

Sincerely,
Scheduling committee
STATS 0 - 0

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4 3 ALL IN

Word on the street is they don’t have enough players to play this season. Uh-oh, looks like they're not all in.

STATS 0 - 0

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5 4 Just Playin
Two 0-1 teams face off this week. Both these teams will rank higher than All In, a team that might not play this season.
STATS 0 - 1

LOST 1

6 5 We Got Game
Apparently they don’t. It was the first weekend so maybe the girls had butterflies in their season opener. How will they do against Just Playin?
STATS 0 - 1

LOST 1

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LAST WEEK TEAMS

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RECORD

STREAK

1 - Flava
Two-time Defending Champs are taking an extended summer break and will start their season in Week 3. Well deserved rest for a team no one thought would accomplish so much.
STATS 0 - 0

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2 1 nWo Wolfpack
GM Omar Alameddine comes back this week from Lebanon. Too bad he’s not bringing Larry Gordon back with him because this edition of the Wolfpack looks like they’ll struggle this season. Will they get a “New Image” when he returns?
STATS 0 - 0

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3 2 B3 Sports Training 

Out of the 6 teams in Diamond, B3 Sports would have the best chance in winning the Diamond Division. When you have reigning Defensive Player of the Season, Dion Baily, and All Superstar MVP candidate Terrence Martin, the skies are the limit.

STATS 0 - 0

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4 3 Young Gunnaz
"NO DIAMOND PLAYERS ALLOWED TO PLAY IN GOLD.”
They were there for the GM Meeting two seasons ago when virtually everyone voted against the rule. With only 6 teams in Diamond this season and everyone trying to play in gold, you think GM Kenny Ali is regretting his vote.
STATS 0 - 0

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5 4 Foundation
Will Foundation show up in Week 3? Why is their debut taking so long? Where is Matt Lewis, the former Rookie of the Season?  
STATS 0 - 0

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6 5   D-Block

You know it’s a recession when only 1 team joins Diamond, during the league’s busiest season, Diamond. Will the former SICKWIDIT rookie Mike Hamilton have his team ready in their opener?

STATS 0 - 0

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LAST WEEK TEAMS

STATS

RECORD

STREAK

1 1 SICKWIDIT
They were down by 10 and came back against USUCK by pressing and playing defense. Will they hold down the reigning Gold Division Champs, Underdawgs?
STATS 1 - 0

WON 1

2 4 The A-Team
Dear Shadon Knight,
We don't need you...
Peace out,
A-Team
STATS 1 - 0

WON 1

3 7 Them Guys

They have 5-time Champion Rob Da Silva and the addition should have Them Guys in the Playoffs. 1-0, yah we know it’s too early but c’mon, you have a 5-time Champ in your team. What can go wrong?

STATS 1 - 0

WON 1

4 10 Hoopaholics
”They have a tall guy that’s at least 7 foot and we couldn’t do anything against him.”  - B-Junkies guard Walter Tamidles.
STATS 1 - 0

WON 1

5 5 Finest
They killed the competition when they ran a monopoly and stacked their team in San Diego. They have yet to lose in two seasons and their winning streak continues in LA. How will they fare in their double-header?
STATS 0 - 0

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6 6 Parking Lot Pimps
Their season opener is against Screwed Up Click, a team known for screwing up their first year of existence.
STATS 0 - 0

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7 11   Throwbacks

The rich gets richer. The Relics sought out a sponsor after they won their Championship and word on the street is that Relics/Throwbacks is the first team to get a sponsor in Superstar Basketball.

STATS 0 - 0

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8 12   Family
Rookie team makes their debut on Week 3?
STATS 0 - 0

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9 13   Pay Homage
Rookie team makes their debut on Week 2
STATS 0 - 0

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10 14   Platinum
Them Guys is on the horizon but for now, they face new team / Reigning Platinum Champs, Throwback / Relics.
STATS 0 - 0

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11 -   Man Horse
It's actually Man Wh*res but the league censored it.
STATS 0 - 0

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12 2 USUCK
They're in search of a big man and a PF. Will they find their missing pieces by Week 3?
STATS 0 - 1

LOST 1

13 3 B-Junkies
Did everyone go to Vegas, again??
STATS 0 - 1

LOST 1

14 8 Screwed Up Click
Here’s a haiku for you from poetic Finals MVP, Amos Battle.
Screwed Up, yes I did.
Left Championship team, Relics.
Throwbacks, oh I wish
STATS 0 - 1

LOST 1

15 9 Underdawgs
How do you go from first to last? By climbing up a division and not adding the right personnel. Will GM Harry Yoo have his team ready on Week 2?
STATS 0 - 1

LOST 1

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LAST WEEK TEAMS

STATS

RECORD

STREAK

1 2 Flashback
By now, everyone has seen the video of Chris Mosley falling down on the hardwood (Superstar TV). Will Flashback fall against Buckets on Week 2?
STATS 1 - 0

WON 1

2 3 Buckets

Trash talk on Twitter between these two was hilarious.
GAME BANG’s Dedrick Bates: @walterjohn that league must sucks cuz u shoot bricks at walnut

BUCKETS Walter Tamidles: @DedrickBates it does suck. Don't worry I know u live in a mansion with all those bricks u be shooting.

STATS 1 - 0

WON 1

3 4 Got Em
An easy win against Trinicousins but how will they prepare against defensive minded, Ninja Turtles.
STATS 1 - 0

WON 1

4 5 Team Kellz
The summer activities will be a big distraction for most of the players in Kellz. From the beach, Vegas, and everything else a college student does, look for Kellz to be mediocre this season.
STATS 1 - 0

WON 1

5 6 Outlawz
They lead the series against The Rock but Outlawz lead is slipping slowly. Will Outlawz rely on their shooting or will The Rock be too big?
STATS 1 - 0

WON 1

6 7 Brotherhood
We'll see rookie sensation Blake Griffin on SSTV Season 13, Week 1. He basically made the "and-1", looked at the camera and said what he had to say.
STATS 1 - 0

WON 1

7 10 San Miguel Beermen
The beer consumption is awfully down this season and it shows on the court. Are they really dropping the beer just to get in shape?
STATS 1 - 0

WON 1

8 19 Minotaur
We're seeing tweets of Reigning MVP Caylen Clark not showing up this Sunday because of a Vegas trip. Who will hold All Star Center Ralph Navarez down?
STATS 1 - 0

WON 1

9 29 Arsenal
Ghetto Lyfe looked like an easy win. Let's see how they fare against veteran team, San Miguel Beermen.
STATS 1 - 0

WON 1

10 13 Dynasty
They got one of the most underrated all around players in the L, Damian Jones. Expect Dynasty to climb the rankings.
STATS 1 - 0

WON 1

11 21 No Brains
Proof they have no brains - we left a 0-0 record in the Standings page and no one said anything.
STATS 1 - 0

WON 1

12 1 Game Bang
Season opener against Dynasty. Will they show rust after 3 weeks of no games?
STATS 0 - 0

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13 12 The Rock
Will they have the same roster as last season? Will The Rock get some revenge on the Outlawz?
STATS 0 - 0

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14 14 D-League
Ranked way too high from what their peers are saying. Will they prove their worth against rookie team, Family?
STATS 0 - 0

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15 15 Primetime
It wasn't a bluff when they said they're treading deep waters this season. All you have to do is look on MySpace to see GM Dung Dang asking for players to join his team.
STATS 0 - 0

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16 17 Stylin On You
If All Star Center PJ Lee comes back, Bullies are dead. 'nuff said.
STATS 0 - 0

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17 24   B.U.M. City
Word on the street is some bum took all their league fees. Sad but true.
STATS 0 - 0

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18 25   F.T.P.
Word on the street is they're dropping out because Brent Johnson doesn't have enough players.  
STATS 0 - 0

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19 26   Space Jam
Are they jamming before the season the season starts?
STATS 0 - 0

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20 28   Pay Homage
There's only one Pay homage and they're in Platinum. 
STATS 0 - 0

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21 30   White Rice
Debut on Week 3?
STATS 0 - 0

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22 31   Blitzburgh
The Decepticons were full of drama on Week 8 against Phenoms. A good coach should be able to control the team but who will step up for Blitzburgh as their leader.
STATS 0 - 0

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23 30   All Day
Late Registration
STATS 0 - 0

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24 31   Hoop Tribe
Late Registration
STATS 0 - 0

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25 8 Premier
3D which stands for Debut Dancing Desmond is celebrating his birthday in Vegas and his team has a bye. Where’s the Twitter with all the pictures from the Vegas escapades, Des?
STATS 0 - 1

LOST 1

26 9 Ninja Turtles
MVP front-runner BK Agu celebrated his birthday and has footage of the jump. Who wants to see footage of BK jumping on SSTV?
STATS 0 - 1

LOST 1

27 11 Kings of Krunk
"New Mexico" Jonathan Gibson scores 20+ points and KOK still lose by 20. Are they that bad or is Dynasty really that good?
STATS 0 - 1

LOST 1

28 16 Black Finger Tribe
The only way to go is up, like the finger show. Sooner or later, they'll start winning but Mike Arceo needs to realize his potential to dominate in the post 
STATS 0 - 1

LOST 1

29 18 Run N Gun
A loss in the opener but these guys are fast and they can shoot. To top it off, they got one of the savviest GMs running the show, Anthony Santos.
STATS 0 - 1

LOST 1

30 20 Trinicousins

Dare you witness…the witnesses? Their fans are awesome and rookie team Trinicousins received a lot of requests from other teams wanting to play them.

”They’re so loud, it reminds me of my aunt and uncles at Filipino house gatherings,” said San Miguel Beermen Dale Basingat.

STATS 0 - 1

LOST 1

31 22 Tropic Thunder
First day and they have basketball jerseys already. Critics are wondering why they named their team after a movie but it makes sense. They are mostly from the Tropical Islands of the Philippines and they’re hoping to bring the Thunder. Duh!
STATS 0 - 1

LOST 1

32 23 Bullies
Playing with just 4 players in the opener won't get it done.
STATS 0 - 1

LOST 1

33 27 Family
A narrow loss to No Brains but they'll probably try to outrun D-League on Week 2.
STATS 0 - 1

LOST 1

34 32 Foul Play
They have former Problem All Star Aaron Garcia in their squad and he should provide them leadership on the floor.
STATS 0 - 1

LOST 1

35 34 Ghetto Lyfe
Last minute change of schedule and they'll play against Trinicousins on Week 3.
STATS 0 - 1

LOST 1

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LAST WEEK TEAMS

STATS

RECORD

STREAK

1 1 G.B.[O.B.]
Saw their debut and only 1 guy played for Game Bang last season. Looks like there's a glitch in the matrix.
STATS 1 - 0

WON 1

2 2 Pharcyde

 We should have a contest to see which fans are louder. LeBronze’s Pharcyde cheerleaders or God Division’s Trinicousins’ Family Cheerleading team?

STATS 1 - 0

WON 1

3 8 Thrillers

While the club heads are out in Vegas, the nerds (Justin Reyes and Alex Cua) are in San Diego for Comic Con.

STATS 1 - 0

WON 1

4 9 Elements

Their first win in 2 seasons. Don’t blink, next thing you know. Elements are on top of the division. It seems like they own Summer…and it also seems like one of their players own the “Golden Shoes” for Week 2’s scavenger hunt.

STATS 1 - 0

WON 1

5 3 Game Bang DT
Good luck to GM Jay Fernandez as he prepares for operation this week.
STATS 0 - 0

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6 4 Da Guh
Summer time and you know GM AJ Francisco has his binoculars on at the beach. They start on Week 3.
STATS 0 - 0

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7 7 A*Team
Former LeBronze Champs will probably stack up to try and win their gold medals. Expect them to be at the top very soon.
STATS 0 - 0

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8 12 JimenezWockeez
They’re saying they’re not stacked but when you have former Defensive Player) Jon Lee (Fall 2006) and Harry Yoo in the middle playing in LeBronze, it means, you’re stacked.
STATS 0 - 0

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9 13 The Fallen
A bye on Week 2 because James Santillan fell on Week 1 and couldn’t get up for Week 2. *drumroll*
STATS 0 - 0

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10 14 Bomb Squad
Bomb Squad acronyms, B.S. Expect Dynasty players to expose the loophole in the system. 
STATS 0 - 0

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11 10 Bullets
No 19 point or 13 point game here and like we said all along, Bullets will continue to get better after a period of time. Will they deliver with their first win?
STATS 0 - 1

LOST 1

12 11 D-League DT
We saw two players argue in the opening minutes when they blew defensive assignments on Week 1. Please don’t tell us LeBronze is a challenge, D-League.
STATS 0 - 1

LOST 1

13 5 Assassins

The Commish, the oldies from Assassins, and the veterans in the League spend their days lounging at home since their party days are long behind them (except for Mr. T-Shirt). Anytime Assassins PF Vic Ng delivers the goods with pictures from Vegas, all we gotta say is, it’s appreciated. =)

STATS 0 - 1

LOST 1

14 6 Dipset

Last week, we followed Victor Ng in his unforgettable Vegas trip. We’ve followed GM Jim Nguyen on Twitter and the highlight of the weekend is seeing Kenny “The Jet” Smith at MGM Grand. Lame.

STATS 0 - 1

LOST 1

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LAST WEEK TEAMS

STATS

RECORD

STREAK

1 - Finest
 
STATS 0 - 0

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2 - Rail Splitters
 
STATS 0 - 0

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3 - LA>SD
 
STATS 0 - 0

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4 - Phenoms
 
STATS 0 - 0

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