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Playoffs:  
- Top 8 teams from Diamond Division will qualify for Playoffs.
- Top 8 teams from Platinum Division will qualify for Playoffs.
- Top 12 teams from Gold Division will qualify for Playoffs.

 

- Tie-breaker goes to the team that won in their match-up.
      1. In the event that a tie occurs between multiple teams, a team that defeated the other teams own the tie-breaker.
      2. In the event that a tie occurs between multiple teams but a team has ONLY defeated 1 of those teams, then we proceed to the next best thing which is...
  b. Tie-breaker goes to the team that defeated the highest ranking team.

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LAST WEEK TEAMS

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RECORD

STREAK

1 1 Lady Skull-basherz
Week 4 and ALL TEAMS in the WOMEN'S DIVISION will get a break because of Mother's Day on Sunday.  LSB is off to a 3-0 start and Ferrari Funches is looking like an MVP candidate.
Stats  I  Roster 3 - 0

WON 3

2 3 Ladies Reign
The Reign bounced back with a narrow win over Spice Girls and their franchise record is 20-1. Their spokesperson aka reigning MVP Amanda Aoun isn't caught up trying to beat LSB rather she's on the MySpace board talking trash to the usual trash-talkers.
Stats  I  Roster 2 - 1

WON 1

3 2 Spice Girls
When the game was on the line, why didn't the best 3-point shooter of the team didn't get the ball? A mental collapse at the end led to their first loss and they'll have two weeks to think about their first L.
Stats  I  Roster 2 - 1

LOST 1

4 4 Smokin Aces
The Women's Division teams have until the 4th game to add players. Word on the street is they're making last minute additions to make their roster stronger than ever. Will we see a former Defensive Player of the Season show up for the Aces?
Stats  I  Roster 1 - 2

LOST 1

5 5 The Loop and then Some
It took 3 games but The Loop won their first game of the season. GM Jasmin Marasigan has two weeks to finalize the roster. Will she stand pat with the roster or will she get some help from Aces?
Stats  I  Roster 1 - 2

WON 1

6 6 Lady J's
They are struggling and they're undersized in the middle. Strangely, they rank 3rd in rebounding (33.5 rpg) despite their lack of size. What the GM can work on is the team's offense.
Stats  I  Roster 0 - 3

LOST 3

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LAST WEEK TEAMS

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STREAK

1 2 The Problem
Foundation vs. The Problem is booked for Week 7 Rivalry Weekend but the biggest news was made by General Manager Dennis Adams. The Problem became the first team to sign a current NBA player to the team by adding NBA player Kirk Snyder.
"In case Bone Collector shows up for Foundation, we have someone that can stop him," said GM Adams.
Stats  I  Roster 3 - 0

WON 3

2 4 Foundation
They have talent, there's no question about that. Derek DeVan scored a record 77 points in one game while Bone Collector, well you know who he is.

Despite the talent between the two, can the two co-exist? Semi Pro Inc has had their eyes on The Problem and #1 Stunners. Have they overlooked the three-time Champion, Foundation. 
Stats  I  Roster 2 - 0

WON 2

3 7 Semi Pro Inc
They're competitive, they belong in Diamond, and after beating the defending Champions, they're still dwelling on their loss against The Problem. 

Coach Don of Semi Pro Inc: "When we play the Problem again in the playoffs it will be a totally different story. In our first game against the problem we did not have our 6'9" ( Donald ), 6'8" ( Mike ), 6'7" (Carlos), or ABA All Star point guard ( Ken Wright). Even then, that was the first time we had played together as a team...The Problem shouldn't be getting so excited because of 3 wins, because there might be a repeat of their last season where they went 8 and 0 only told fold in the finals.
Stats  I  Roster 2 - 1

WON 2

4 3 Pro Stunners
The rookie team almost scored an upset against The Problem who had NBA player Kirk Snyder in the line-up. They have 6 players capable of scoring in the double-digits...will they be too much for Skull-basherz.
Stats  I  Roster 2 - 1

LOST 1

5 1 #1 Stunners
Coach Don of Semi Pro Inc: "...I would like to take my hat off to The #1 Stunners. We underestimated them and they put up a hard fight to the end. They have a strong will to win and play well as a team. They are an extremely good team but were simply too small physically and were out manned on talent."
Stats  I  Roster 2 - 1

LOST 1

6 8 Skull-basherz
They went 2-1 against the experienced teams but now the rookies will face another rookie team, Pro-Stunners.  Will rookie Aaron Thompson have too much on his plate?
Stats  I  Roster 2 - 1

WON 1

7 5 So Cal Ballers
They kept it close against Skull-basherz, a team they know they could have beaten if franchise player Taylor Begg was in the line-up.

"He must be really, really p*ssed off not being able to play and his team strugging at 1-1. I bet you he's taking it out on Grant Theft Auto IV," said a SCB fan.
Stats  I  Roster 1 - 1

LOST 1

8 12 Showtime
It's one thing to let an 80 List player play, it's another thing when the 80 List player doesn't return phone calls to the team. Moving forward, they won their second game in a row, well should have been their second win.
Stats  I  Roster 1 - 1

WON 1

9 11 The Association
They once again defeat Posse proving once and for all that The Association owns Posse.

Shadon Knight < Kenneth Ubom.
Stats  I  Roster 1 - 1

WON 1

10 6 Street Fam Hustlas
Matt Mosley IS the young gunna'. When it came to fire away against Young Gunnaz, he was shooting blanks and was visibly disappointed. Will he re-load against the Posse?
Stats  I  Roster 1 - 2

LOST 1

11 13 Young Gunnaz
Flight had a dunk-fest for Platinum Division Relics but was toasting marshmellows when he was warming the bench for GM Kenny Ali. Now that Kenny grew some watermelons against Flight, will he have the watermelons to stand up to Sir Shadon Knight?
Stats  I  Roster 1 - 2

WON 1

12 9 Posse
The Sophomores are surprised to be 0-2 and we are too. They were the only team to beat Young Gunnaz last season, can they do it again this season?
Stats  I  Roster 0 - 2

LOST 2

13 10 Run N Gun
Mr. Riverside Dedrick Bates couldn't lead his team against Mr. 77, Derek DeVan.

"
Hey, I guess Mr Riverside wont win payer of the week despite almost a triple double…yep…we lost again and yes again we had no subs…however, that will change in the immediate future."
Stats  I  Roster 0 - 2

LOST 2

14 14 Hard Work
One thing is certain on Week 4. One team will finally win one in the Diamond Division. Run N Gun will face off against Hard Work and one will bring a win home to mama for Mother's Day.
Stats  I  Roster 0 - 3

LOST 3

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LAST WEEK TEAMS

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STREAK

1 1 That Same Team
They've had the toughest schedule to date in the Platinum Division so it's about time we throw in a team from the middle of the pack, Class Clowns. CC doesn't want them yet, so we'll throw in The Kid, Dorrell, Yayboe aka TROY.
Stats  I  Roster 3 - 0

WON 3

2 2 Money Inc
Class Clowns, The City, Remix. Nothing soft about that schedule but GM Persaud really wants to play (1-2) Dagobah System on Week 4. Is that really fair? 
Stats  I  Roster 3 - 0

WON 3

3 5 USUCK
Derek DeVan has the accolades but his latest one is the one he's most proud of.
- Regular Season MVP (Platinum Div., Winter 2007)
- Finals MVP (Diamond Division, Fall 2007)
- All Star MVP (Diamond Division, Fall 2007)
- Scoring record, 77 points
- TRIPLE DOUBLE (5/4/08)
Stats  I  Roster 2 - 1

WON 1

4 3 Still Fly
First their Gold team, now their Platinum Division team. That Same Team seems to own Underdawgs/Still Fly and there's nothing Evan Namkung can do about it. At least he didn't injure his ankle this time around.
Stats  I  Roster 1 - 1

LOST 1

5 10 The City
Birthday boy Rocky Anciano painted The City red on his birthday but his main squeeze Giyoh Shey was nowhere to be found against Bank.
Stats  I  Roster 1 - 1

WON 1

6 11 Relics
They dunked all over Dagobah System.
They dunked all over Dagobah System.
They dunked all over Dagobah System.
They dunked all over Dagobah System.

...but adding Terrance Martin and Shadon Knight to the roster, is that really necessary?

The Commish approved it because Alphonso White and Andrew Knox aren't Diamond Division type players. The team has only played 2 games which means they have 1 more game to make moves. With their latest roster move, Relics made like Flava Flav and are Public Enemy #1.
Stats  I  Roster 1 - 1

WON 1

7 4 Class Clowns
Facing the reigning Gold Division champs is no laughing matter but you gotta love the way they play small ball. They can outrun you, then can outshoot you, wait a minute... that's something That Same Team is known for.  For now they'll settle for Remix
Stats  I  Roster 1 - 1

LOST 1

8 6 Bank
So it looks like Giyoh Shey choose neither. He didn't play for Bank nor The City but Aries Inguito has to be fuming that the reigning Finals MVP is still on The City roster.
Stats  I  Roster 1 - 2

LOST 2

9 8 Remix
USUCK avenged their loss and Chris Mosley stormed out of Walnut Rec after their humiliating loss. He wants to avenge the loss by having their Gold Division affiliate teams play each other.
626'ers vs. Flashback, Week 5?
Stats  I  Roster 1 - 2

LOST 1

10 12 The L Squad
"You dummy-face, you woke up a sleeping giant!!"

Bank and Remix handed out Ls to the L Squad but what really did it for Carl Hardin was Week 1's recap: "The duo needs to find a third scorer in order to remain competitive..."


His response: "Oh man,  it's on now, ooohhhhh weeeee. The site is flossy, so my team needs to be flossy too."
Stats  I  Roster 1 - 2

WON 1

11 7 Dagobah System
They were routed by Relics but then again, who hasn't been routed by the Relics at one point or another. They'll face TROY on a second set of a double-header.
Stats  I  Roster 1 - 2

LOST 1

12 9 TROY 2.0
They faced the biggest team in their season-opener and 8 three-pointers from 'The Kid' wasn't enough to overcome Sean Rooks' debut. Did everyone see Dorrell try to dunk on Rooks...only for his attempt to be sent out emphatically?
Stats  I  Roster 0 - 1

LOST 1

13 13 Team Play (101)
They have Remix on Week 4... but we're still wondering... did the Savior Orlando Williams save anymore players from the 80 list? His roster is due in his 3rd game, are we going to see some Pimps or some High Five