Superstar Basketball League


RNK	LAST WEEK	DIVISION	TEAMS		Stats I Roster	RECORD	STREAK
1	-	WEST		Global Gym Defending champs have a target on their backs, just the way they like it. They start the season off with a trophy ceremony and play against the Inaugural Season Champs, Foundation. This could be (Reigning Finals MVP) Mike Villa's big season	Stats I Roster	0 - 0	-
2	-	EAST		Dynasty They got to the big dance but couldn't get the job done last season. They'll miss reigning MVP, Aric Williams this season and the team is once again re-grouping.	Stats I Roster	0 - 0	-
3	-	EAST		Flight One Team Captain Anthony Palacol should be commended for bringing back the OGs. Back in the day, Flight One ruled West Covina and they were beating teams by 30. Now their main players are close to hitting 30 and a Championship will make retirement sweeter.	Stats I Roster	0 - 0	-
4	-	EAST		Game Breakers There was a time when Game Breakers dominated the L. It was just yesterday that there were only 6 teams and Game Breakers went undefeated in our very 1st Season. With tougher teams and better competition, they need to get serious and get the job done.	Stats I Roster	0 - 0	-
5	-	WEST		Swish Did Swish sell out with their new jerseys? It will be strange to see Lakers die-hard fans wear Spurs-like jerseys. We're hoping Spurs eliminate the Lakers in the NBA Playoffs just so we have a reason to boo Swish every time they play...but that won't be until Summer.	Stats I Roster	0 - 0	-
6	-	WEST		Foundation Team Captain Mike Tee inherits the ownership of the franchise that won the very 1st Championship. The Finals MVP will bring some new players that will hopefully bring them back to the Championship. Isn't it strange that the last 2 MVPs are named Mike. "I wanna be... I wanna be like Mike."	Stats I Roster	0 - 0	-
-	-	WEST		Deacons Head official Reggie Ramirez is arguably the toughest critic out there. He doesn't invite too many teams to play in SBL but when he does, you better take notice. "Back in the day, in Pac Rim, we won 7 straight seasons. I know talent when I see it. I'm it." Sure, Al Bundy. Quit re-living your glory years.	Stats I Roster	0 - 0	-
-	-	WEST		Xplosion Team Captain Martin Camarena coaches high school basketball. He basically coached and led Global Gym to the top seed last season. With a new team of his own, we're already waiting for the most anticipated game of the season. Week 7 - Global Gym vs. Xplosion.	Stats I Roster	0 - 0	-
-	-	WEST		Bank TEAM DIME's Allan Bacani had nothing but good things to say about Superstar and he told his buddy, Aries Inguito. He has been anxious about playing for Superstar that he called late November already asking for reservation.	Stats I Roster	0 - 0	-
-	-	EAST		Freestyle Team Captain Holden Williams is still trying to convince Swish's Ninofranco Brothers to play for Freestyle, to no avail. March 11, Rivalry Week. It's a reunion of ABA's Presca Players and the homies will play for a whole lot of pride.	Stats I Roster	0 - 0	-
-	-	EAST		Dead End Better late than never. Last July, Commish happened to see Team Captain, Emmanuel Guerrero, at church. "There's this league I'm starting, it should be cool. Blah, blah, blah..." Like everyone else he waited to see how the League would turn out. 3 seasons later, 26 teams later, we just want to say, "WELCOME TO SUPERSTAR BASKETBALL, E-MAN."	Stats I Roster	0 - 0	-
-	-	WEST		Mindstate Jay-R De Ramos had the second most assists last season. This season, he wants to make sure he leads the 'L' in assists and he certainly has the talent in his squad to get him there.	Stats I Roster	0 - 0	-
-	-	EAST		#1 Stunners Word on the street is, the Stunners are a decent squad and have played in a lot of basketball tournaments in the area. The Pagdilao Brothers can shoot and their game against Dead End this Sunday could be one of the best games on Sunday.	Stats I Roster	0 - 0	-
-	-	EAST		DSK We asked Team Captain Steve Kim what DSK stood for. He said, "Dirty South Koreans." Commish said, "I'm a Bald Filipino from the West Co but I'm not going to name my team BFWC."	Stats I Roster	0 - 0	-

RNK	LAST WEEK	DIVISION	TEAMS		Stats I Roster	RECORD	STREAK
1	-	EAST		TEAM DIME They registered in the Gold Division because they lost all their big guys and Allan said they just want to have fun. Their 1st Round exit in the Playoffs is still fresh in their minds. That should give them enough motivation to have fun... beating all the other teams by 30.	Stats I Roster	0 - 0	-
2	-	EAST		Outkast Connection It never took them this long to win a Championship back in the good ol' days. Now, they have 2 chances to do it since Anthony has the squad for both Platinum and Gold Divisions.	Stats I Roster	0 - 0	-
3	-	WEST		Phenoms They're only ranked this high because their jerseys are one of the best jerseys in the league. Most of their players jumped ship with Ernest but the main players are back for a 2nd Season.	Stats I Roster	0 - 0	-
4	-	WEST		Elements Who woulda thunk? Last season they were on the verge of making the Playoffs. With a season under their belts, we're not doubting that they won't make the playoffs. How far they go falls in the hands of their co-leaders. James Bernardo and Luke Montilla.	Stats I Roster	0 - 0	-
5	-	EAST		Billionaire Ball Club Our favorite team is back. We try not to play favorites but with a fan club as big as theirs, with the flossy shoes that they wear, and with all the smack that they talk, you'll be a fan in no time.	Stats I Roster	0 - 0	-
6	-	WEST		Abstract Team Captain Francis Pascual and his cousin Jonash Salvador are back. New year, new season, new team name. Makes sense. If this were Tiger Wood Golf, you'd be out of mulligans. Stability, Francis. Stability. No more ~~do-overs~~ do-overs.	Stats I Roster	0 - 0	-
7	-	EAST		Thrillers New point guard, new power forward. If they rise to the top, they'll be known as Superstar's Clippers. Sam Cassell and Tim Thomas? Hanz Jimenez and Jeff Lee. I hope these guys aren't too old because Thrillers need to win... NOW.	Stats I Roster	0 - 0	-
-	-	WEST		Angkor Wat You gotta be proud of these guys for representing their heritage to the fullest. Google: Angkor Wat. Angkor Wat (or Angkor Vat) is a temple at Angkor, Cambodia, built for king Suryavarman II in the early 12th century as his state temple and capital city. Here at Superstar Basketball we practice: diversity, history, and geography. Ahh-sum!	Stats I Roster	0 - 0	-
-	-	WEST		Aztecs Don Clark's second team is full of quick guards that can run and shoot. This squad is driving all the way from Hollywood and they aren't driving 30 something miles just to lose.	Stats I Roster	0 - 0	-
-	-	WEST		Relics Team Captain Ernest Pablo is already a successful Team Captain. He's already taken a lot of the players from Phenoms... and that was before they got eliminated from the Playoffs. He would have taken the nice jersey too but he felt bad for Alvin. Smart and he has a heart.	Stats I Roster	0 - 0	-
-	-	EAST		Deep Penetration Wow. Ambiguous Gay Team. Don't post up against these guys or you will feel violated. Deep Penetration? Their previous name had to be changed because they registered as Vatos Locos. Ya'll got some crazy sense of humor, esse.	Stats I Roster	0 - 0	-
-	-	EAST		B-LO-DA-RIM B-LO-DA Rankings is where your team is at. With a name like that, c'mon. It's not grade school no mo' fo sho, doh. Blow-the-rim.	Stats I Roster	0 - 0	-
* Team analysis is written by multiple contributing staff writers of the league. * Analysis is intended for entertainment purposes only and are not to be taken seriously. Seriously.