Superstar Basketball League


RNK	LAST WEEK	CONFERENCE	TEAMS		Stats I Roster	RECORD	STREAK
1*	2	WEST		Mindstate The hardware is due out in a week and they have legitimate All Stars who are contenders in multiple categories. Scoring Title. MVP. Assists leader. The anticipated match up against Stunners will have to wait until the Playoffs.	Stats I Roster	7 - 0	Won 7
2*	1	EAST		#1 Stunners The Stunners undefeated season came to a Dead End and the Stunners couldn't hold their end of the bargain. "If Stunners and Mindstate were undefeated through Week 7, they were going to face each other," said the Commish. Looks like they'll be facing the 3rd ranked team, Freestyle.	Stats I Roster	6 - 1	Lost 1
3*	5	WEST		Deacons Center Mark Moton is proving how valuable he is by stopping Dead End's Rob Miller. Simply put, Mark was just 'too big' for Rob. The MVP ballots are on their way and Mark is on the ballot.	Stats I Roster	5 - 2	Won 1
4*	3	EAST		Freestyle Errr...sike. We thought they won 5 straight but they lost to DSK in Week 7. The schedule got the best of them but look for them to give Stunners a challenge.	Stats I Roster	4 - 2	Lost 1
5*	6	EAST		Dead End Although their record doesn't justify it, Dead End is really one of the elite teams in the L. They proved that by beating Stunners and Dead End has to thank Flight One for softening them up.	Stats I Roster	4 - 3	Won 1
6	8	WEST		Global Gym The top 2 teams in the West have secured a Playoff spot and the middle of the pack is crowded. These 4 teams will have their own One and Done series before the Playoffs begin and Global Gym has been on a streak itself.	Stats I Roster	4 - 3	Won 3
7	4	WEST		Xplosion Beat Foundation and they're in the Playoffs. Lose to Foundation and they're done for the season. It can't get any simpler than that.	Stats I Roster	4 - 3	Lost 1
8	7	WEST		Bank Had a dismal showing against Global Gym and the streaky 1-man show are doing their best to find answers. The Playoffs will start early and it's a ONE AND DONE match-up against Global Gym for the final Playoff spot in the Western Conference.	Stats I Roster	3 - 4	Lost 2
9	9	WEST		Foundation Creeped up on everybody with surprising wins and they now have a legitimate chance at securing a Playoff spot. Will most likely have to play Xplosion for it but word on the street is, they're getting ready to call it quits. First Dynasty, now Foundation? Perhaps Cali's Finest (new team for Spring Season)has something to do with that.	Stats I Roster	3 - 4	Won 1
10	12	EAST		DSK Did Someone Kwit? Thanks Dynasty. The scheduling committee is having a difficult time scheduling games in Week 8 for the Platinum Division. DSK will play Flight One for the final Playoff spot in the Eastern Conference.	Stats I Roster	3 - 4	Won 2
11	10	EAST		Flight One They really should be playing Game Breakers but a final Playoff spot is on the line against DSK. They won the first time in their match-up against DSK so a second time will only confirm their status as a playoff team.	Stats I Roster	2 - 5	Lost 1
12	13	EAST		Game Breakers Their scheduled match-up with Dynasty didn't happen only because Dynasty folded. They have already planned for next season and Co-Commish Tommy Avalos isn't talking. Not one peep. Well maybe one.	Stats I Roster	2 - 5	Won 1
13	11	WEST		Swish They could have gone 1-1 but Foundation fend them off and the squad was winless in their double-header. Week 8 is another double-header for Swish and it's been that kind of a season. At least they didn't quit like Dynasty.	Stats I Roster	1 - 5	Lost 3
14	14	EAST		Dynasty DEAD NASTY. OFFICIALLY DONE FOR THE SEASON. They forfeited their games in Week 7 and the powers that be will try to claim Dynasty as their team since it was forfeited. "We will do anything we can to keep the Original 6 and don't be surprised if you see a new General Manager for Team Dynasty," exclaimed Thrillers' Team Captain Justin Reyes.	Stats I Roster	0 - 7	Lost 7

RNK	LAST WEEK	CONFERENCE	TEAMS		Stats I Roster	RECORD	STREAK
1*	3	WEST		Angkor Wat They were slightly a better team than Aztecs and come playoff-time their manager, Don Clark, will show his full hand. For a while, their fans were quiet and the players were arguing with each other.	Stats I Roster	6 - 1	Won 5
2*	2	WEST		Aztecs The big Don "Dadda" Clark sure knows how to play poker. We assume he was "just feelin' out" the Angkor Wat game and knowing that Brian Valladares (rebounding record-holder) wasn't there, the outcome of the game may have been some-wat different.	Stats I Roster	5 - 2	Lost 1
3*	4	EAST		Team Dime Their 2 game winning streak is further proof that they're getting ready for the real season, the Playoffs. Word on the street is Team Captain Allan Bacani rolled his ankle. Just how much his injury affects the team chemistry will be an on-going story.	Stats I Roster	5 - 2	Won 2
4*	1	EAST		Outkast Connection Their drop from 1st to 4th place is somewhat disappointing and the 'bad boys' want to take it out on the new #1 team. Outkast Connection vs. Angkor Wat. What a way to end the season.	Stats I Roster	5 - 2	Lost 1
5*	7	EAST		B-LO-DA-RIM Their team doesn't look so intimidating but they've made fans off a lot of people. Their 'Killer Bee' press stopped BBC's Bear from gettin to the honey in Rivalry Week. Let's see if they can beat Elements and have their own highlight reels posted on the website.	Stats I Roster	4 - 3	Won 1
6*	6	WEST		Relics Team Captain Ernest Pablo is arguably the smartest General Manager in Superstar and he's flying under the radar. This is just a prelude for next season and you know he's excited to contend for Franchise Owner of the season.	Stats I Roster	4 - 3	Won 3
7*	5	EAST		Billionaire Ball Club We were as shocked as they were when they lost to their rivals in Week 7. Don't blame "Bear" for fumbling passes when he played against B-LO-DA-RIM. Did you know B-LO-DA-RIM ranks second in steals in the Gold Division? All those yellow jerseys will blind your eyes and we're starting to question all players from B-LO-DA-RIM. They are too quick to be fat, we're wondering if those are body suits they're wearing as a disguise.	Stats I Roster	4 - 3	Lost 1
8	8	EAST		Deep Penetration The tallest team in the league will end their season against the shortest team in the League, Abstract. Don't expect the same outcome from Abstract vs. Aztecs because Abstract knows how to beat Deep Penetration.	Stats I Roster	3 - 4	Won 1
9*	9	WEST		Elements Dear B-LO-DA-RIM, We were amazed at how much money Billionaire Ball Club really had. It's obvious money is nothing to them and they were willing to spend it so freely. Our franchise is cost-efficient with our video production team and BBC could have easily hired our team. Instead they hired someone else to record your rivalry game, only to get smashed on. Not only that but they're buying your team carne asada fries?? We were wondering where Molcasalsa was at because you might have to buy our team some fries, after we smash on your team. You know your game will be recorded for two weeks straight but this week, you're staring on our show, Bee-Low This... starring Elements. Love, Elements	Stats I Roster	3 - 4	Won 2
10	10	EAST		Thrillers They were squashed by the tallest team in the league, Deep Penetration. They matched last season's record and if they beat Phenoms on Week 8, at least they can say they had more wins than the past 2 seasons combined.	Stats I Roster	1 - 6	Lost 4
11	11	WEST		Abstract Elements clinched a Playoff spot this weekend only because the team wasn't up to the task of playing spoilers against Elements. Their star player, Jonash Salvador, was nowhere to be found which left further evidence that Abstract's inner turmoil got to their heads. We'll say it again, at least they didn't quit like Dynasty.	Stats I Roster	1 - 6	Lost 6
12	12	WEST		Phenoms Team Captain Alvin Aguilar ate his birthday cake with his words. Relics proved they were a better team on the court, and off the court (referring to Ernest Pablo and Alvin's drinking contest). They were eliminated from the Playoffs and the team will have some fun toying with another non-playoff team, Thrillers.	Stats I Roster	1 - 6	Lost 4
* Team analysis is written by multiple contributing staff writers of the league. * Analysis is intended for entertainment purposes only and are not to be taken seriously. Seriously.