Superstar Basketball League


RNK	LAST WEEK	CONFERENCE	TEAMS		Stats I Roster	RECORD	STREAK
1	1	EAST		#1 Stunners Scored their second 100 point game this season and the only difficult team about this team is having to pick a deserving All-Star. They trashed the team Commish was assigned to play for, next up, they take on Co-Commish's team, Game Breakers.	Stats I Roster	4 - 0	Won 4
2	2	WEST		Mindstate Their game against Deacons was a great game to watch. The undefeated team looks unstoppable and they'll play against a team that has won 2 in a row, Foundation.	Stats I Roster	4 - 0	Won 4
3	5	EAST		Dead End They narrowly win against Flight One and they won because Jeff Bencito wasn't clutch when it came to free-throws.	Stats I Roster	3 - 1	Won 1
4	6	EAST		Freestyle A double-header this weekend can make or break them. Either they'll fly high with passing colors and prove to everyone they're an elite team or the Flight will hit Dead End. Uhhh. Yaahh..!	Stats I Roster	2 - 1	Won 2
5	3	WEST		Xplosion The swagger is missing and we're not used to aura of invincibility is long gone. I wouldn't bet on it continuing for another week. Bank has been on a roll and two teams heading two opposite directions will collide.	Stats I Roster	3 - 2	Lost 2
6	4	WEST		Deacons They play against Swish this week but their match-up against Mindstate is still fresh in our minds. If the Commish would listen to the people and grant us re-matches, I'm pretty sure we won't mind seeing Deacons beat Mindstate on Round 2. Oooh.	Stats I Roster	3 - 2	Lost 1
7	7	WEST		Bank Their 3 game winning streak comes to a climax against Xplosion. The Camarena Brothers won't be too happy losing 3 in a row and this game has the making of a classic.	Stats I Roster	3 - 2	Won 3
8	11	WEST		Foundation If you had them favored against Xplosion, raise you hand. Hmm. No one. If you have them favored against Mindstate raise your hand. Yah, we don't think so either but Foundation is turning things around and we'll see how they'll surprise us this weekend.	Stats I Roster	2 - 2	Won 2
9	10	WEST		Swish Deacons is going to be a tall order for their squad. We can see Jon Lee taking on one of Mark Moton's leg and Jeff Lee taking one the other leg.	Stats I Roster	1 - 2	Won 1
10	8	EAST		Flight One We've seen Jeff Bencito make a handful of clutch three-pointers for Outkast so his name was called for the last play. What we didn't see is him missing clutch free-throws to tie the game. Ouch!	Stats I Roster	1 - 3	Lost 3
11	9	WEST		Global Gym They are in danger of missing the Playoffs and they looked rusty in their loss against Bank. "They played so bad out there, they should call themselves, Jungle Gym, because that's exactly how they played."	Stats I Roster	1 - 3	Lost 2
12	14	EAST		DSK There should be a Superstar betting because anyone who thought Game Breakers would lose to DSK well wait, we actually did see that one since Game Breakers are self-destructing.	Stats I Roster	1 - 3	Won 1
13	12	EAST		Game Breakers We can see it now... Game Breakers, ~~Champions~~ second place of the Gold Division next season. #1 Stunners spanked Commish last week... this week it's the Co-Commish's turn.	Stats I Roster	1 - 4	Lost 3
14	13	EAST		Dynasty They should be fined $20 for leaving so much trash on the court. Oh wait, that was their game. Halfway through the season and it's been Dead Nasty. At LA Fitness, they seem to dominate the courts, let's see if they can dominate Global Gym.	Stats I Roster	0 - 4	Lost 4

RNK	LAST WEEK	CONFERENCE	TEAMS		Stats I Roster	RECORD	STREAK
1	4	EAST		Outkast Connection They haven't been ranked this high since Season 1, Week 4. The 'Bad-Boys' of the League jumped all over Aztecs to claim the top spot and we'll give the 'L' an early preview of Rivalry Week. Team Captain, Anthony Palacol vs. their former Team Captain and founder, Justin Reyes. Kamani Wilkins vs. Commish.	Stats I Roster	4 - 1	Won 2
2	1	WEST		Aztecs They were short-handed against Outkast and suffered their first loss of the season. They're playing the shortest team in the League this week, Abstract.	Stats I Roster	4 - 1	Lost 1
3	3	WEST		Angkor Wat They beat Team Dime convincingly and the team is one of the powerhouse teams in the Gold Division. They're on pace to break individual and team scoring records but how much does that amount to if the records are done in the lowest division? Say Wat?	Stats I Roster	4 - 1	Won 3
4	2	EAST		Team Dime So much for going undefeated. They have lost 2 in a row and it looks like they're huffing and puffing on the court, literally. With the team on the decline, we know what's wrong... we just don't think they can handle the TRUTH.	Stats I Roster	3 - 2	Lost 2
5	6	EAST		B-LO-DA-RIM Check out this buzz kill. Team Mochasalsa is looking like they belong in the Playoffs after winning 3 in a row... but now have to face Division rival, Team Dime. Greeatttt!!	Stats I Roster	3 - 2	Won 3
6	11	EAST		Billionaire Ball Club They needed the 'BEAR' to beat Thrillers and Andrew Persaud got his wish by blocking Anna Reyes' shot. Watch out, Outkast, there's a new Bad-boy team in the making.	Stats I Roster	3 - 2	Won 3
7	7	WEST		Relics Don't be fooled by their record, they're simply acting. They have the right ELEMENTS to contend for the 'chip and they are the dark horse in the Playoffs this season. They're really tight with Angkor Wat and we're hoping for a 1st Round match-up between those teams. "Ahh, the evil tactics of the Commish," says Team Captain Ernest Pablo. "Mua-hah-hah-hahhh."	Stats I Roster	2 - 3	Won 1
8	5	EAST		Deep Penetration They lost to the Relics and are now a borderline Playoff team. A win against Division rival, BBC, will give them a boost in the rankings.	Stats I Roster	2 - 3	Lost 2
9	10	WEST		Elements Dear Elements, We hope you enjoyed starring in your musical play this weekend. Because your whole team wasTHRILLED not to play basketball, we'll schedule you against another team that likes to act, Relics. Love, Superstar Basketball League scheduling committee. P.S. We would rather watch your highlight videos rather than watch one of your plays. If we see that play in YouTube, we will suspend your players from the League and fine you a Gazillion-billion dollars.	Stats I Roster	1 - 3	Lost 2
10	12	EAST		Thrillers They were within striking distance until the 'BEAR' came to the rescue for BBC. "We'll accept the loss, but we overheard Andrew saying he is the KING of all pro-wrestling trivia. I'd like to challenge him for THAT title," said Team Captain, Justin Reyes. They play a double-header against Outkast and Elements.	Stats I Roster	1 - 3	Lost 1
11	8	WEST		Abstract The spread against B-LO-DA-RIM was Abstract 40, B-LO 39. Instead the team lost a big game and they have now lost 4 in a row. They face the short-handed Aztecs next.	Stats I Roster	1 - 4	Lost 4
12	9	WEST		Phenoms They were slightly favored to beat BBC but the downward spiral continues as Phenoms lose all their Playoffs aspirations. A roster shake-up is in the works and their players aren't shy about it either. Hopefully they don't turn on each other before se... oh too late for that one.	Stats I Roster	1 - 4	Lost 2
* Team analysis is written by multiple contributing staff writers of the league. * Analysis is intended for entertainment purposes only and are not to be taken seriously. Seriously.