Superstar Basketball League


RNK	LAST WEEK	CONFERENCE	TEAMS		Stats I Roster	RECORD	STREAK
1	4	EAST		#1 Stunners They answered all our questions after convincingly beating Xplosion to take the #1 spot, except for one. Which unis do you prefer...the pink and black unis or the red retro Magic-looking jerseys?	Stats I Roster	3 - 0	Won 3
2	2	WEST		Mindstate Their 3-0 record had Derrick DeVan on course for an MVP season. He is arguably the best Center in the 'L'. Well, let's see what Deacons' Mark Moton has to say about that.	Stats I Roster	3 - 0	Won 3
3	1	WEST		Xplosion They didn't play their usual game and they nearly lost by 20 points. They looked uncomfortable and Xplosion's Raymond Cardenas claims they beat themselves. Time to take it out on the next team, Foundation.	Stats I Roster	3 - 1	Lost 1
4	5	WEST		Deacons They took care of Flight One and next on their schedule is undefeated Mindstate. Mark Moton vs. Derrick DeVan.	Stats I Roster	3 - 1	Won 1
5	3	EAST		Dead End Lost a heartbreaker against Mindstate and next on their schedule is Flight One. Their bigs are starting to step up and what was once a heavy guard team is now evolving to a balanced attack.	Stats I Roster	2 - 1	Lost 1
6	8	EAST		Freestyle Swish and Freestyle are both finally on a winning streak and seeing how competitive their Division is, we couldn't wait to see them stop each other. For	Stats I Roster	2 - 1	Won 2
7	10	WEST		Bank A team that was once destined for Gold is now climbing the ranks in Platinum. Bank? Playoff team? Seriously?	Stats I Roster	2 - 2	Won 2
8	6	EAST		Flight One We're a big fan of Jeff Bencito but we're a bit concerned. We see him hanging out with Stunners and it's only a matter of time until he leaves. UNLESS... Stunners, Outkast, and Flight One hook up next season. Ohh whoa.	Stats I Roster	1 - 2	Lost 2
9	7	WEST		Global Gym Without their 2 former MVPs, Lalo Arroyo and Mike Villa, they had no chance against Freestyle. We hope they don't underestimate Bank.	Stats I Roster	1 - 2	Lost 1
10	12	WEST		Swish This was supposed to be a rivalry game but who wants to wait until Week 7? Both Swish and Freestyle are heating up and both are riding a winning streak. Together, they're known as Prisca's Players. This Sunday, they'll be GAME OF THE WEEK.	Stats I Roster	1 - 2	Won 1
11	13	WEST		Foundation These clowns were having way too much fun winning their first game of the season... against 4 players from DSK. Let's see how much fun they have when they play against an irritated Xplosion. We know Mike is a young Phenom and every time he puts up a shot, its Swish. Ya'll don't know what we're talkin about but word on the street is Phenoms-Foundation-Swish alliance is forming.	Stats I Roster	1 - 2	Won 1
12	9	EAST		Game Breakers Not only did they SMOKE outside the gym but they got SMOKED inside the gym by Bank. DSK awaits and their acronyms now have new meaning. DONT SMOKE, K?	Stats I Roster	1 - 3	Lost 2
13	11	EAST		Dynasty It's going to be a long Sunday against the #1 team. Actually, Stunners didn't have to call them out. Hopefully, you get the picture.	Stats I Roster	0 - 3	Lost 3
14	14	EAST		DSK They played with 4 players but it doesn't matter that they've been losing. They just want to play ball and only play basketball. Maybe they can teach Game Breakers to Break the habit.	Stats I Roster	0 - 3	Lost 3

RNK	LAST WEEK	CONFERENCE	TEAMS		Stats I Roster	RECORD	STREAK
1	1	WEST		Aztecs Aztecs beating Team Dime was a subnote and there were bigger things we were concerned with in this game. "Did you see that dunk that 'Dunkin' Dirk did? Wow."	Stats I Roster	4 - 0	Won 4
2	2	EAST		Team Dime There will be a barrage of three-pointers when Dime and Angkor Wat play in Week 5 and this should be one of the Top 5 Games.	Stats I Roster	3 - 1	Lost 1
3	3	WEST		Angkor Wat Let's play the number game for a second. 43? Hmm...Khorn Leng's ppg. 1-2? Hmm... #1 and #2 leading scorer of the Gold Division. 10? hmm... 10 Cents? As in Team Dime.	Stats I Roster	3 - 1	Won 2
4	5	EAST		Outkast Connection They won without their sharp-shooting Team Captain and Mike Hall has 2 words for him. Long Island.	Stats I Roster	3 - 1	Won 1
5	4	EAST		Deep Penetration The league's leading scorer taught them a thing or two about deep penetration. His acrobatic shots were ridiculous and he looked like he was on his way to beat his own scoring record.	Stats I Roster	2 - 2	Lost 1
6	10	EAST		B-LO-DA-RIM The Hail Mary play worked and Team Captain Lawrence Pelagio redeemed himself after nailing his second chance at a buzzer beater. They look pretty good against the cellar dwellers, let's see if they keep it up against Abstract.	Stats I Roster	2 - 2	Won 2
7	7	WEST		Relics They claimed they lost because of a controversial call. Maybe but if they weren't down by so many points, they wouldn't have to rely on one call. Like Team Captain Ernest Pablo said, "At least we're not looking like a street-ball team anymore."	Stats I Roster	1 - 3	Lost 2
8	8	WEST		Abstract Last season, Avengers changed their name to Abstract because Thrillers beat them and they were running away from the fact that they lost to Thrillers. Here's a new name suggested by Thrillers PF, Melvin Watkins. "OWNED."	Stats I Roster	1 - 3	Lost 3
9	9	WEST		Phenoms Could have been, should have been, that miracle three-pointer by B-LO-DA-RIM was shot right in front of their grill as time expired. What a way to start off those new unis.	Stats I Roster	1 - 3	Lost 1
10	6	WEST		Elements Dear Luke Montilla: Did I come back too soon from injury? Should I have listened to my elders after they said not to play with a knee injury. Was I trying to be a tough guy? Should I buy some more hair spray? What should I wear to the games? How come I bring more girls to the games than any of these other guys in the League. Why is my hair so perfect? God, I love me. Love, Luke Montilla a.k.a. Lukey-poo. XoX	Stats I Roster	1 - 3	Lost 2
11	11	EAST		Billionaire Ball Club Team Captain Andrew Persaud MOONWALKED all over Elements and thinks he's BAD all of a sudden. He wants to play the "MICHAEL JACKSON" team as he calls Thrillers and he won't stop until he gets enough. uhmmm... yeah.	Stats I Roster	1 - 2	Won 1
12	12	EAST		Thrillers In response to Andrew Persaud's attempt to instigate, Thrillers would like to quote Luke Montilla of Elements. "At least our team isn't called Broke Back Crew."	Stats I Roster	1 - 2	Won 1
* Team analysis is written by multiple contributing staff writers of the league. * Analysis is intended for entertainment purposes only and are not to be taken seriously. Seriously.