Superstar Basketball League


RNK	LAST WEEK	DIVISION	TEAMS		Stats I Roster	RECORD	STREAK
1	2	WEST		Xplosion The Camarena Brothers won't be giving up the 1 spot anytime soon. On second thought, there's about 3 other teams that can contend with them on any given day. (Deacons, Flight One, Mindstate)	Stats I Roster	2 - 0	Won 2
2	3	WEST		Deacons A quiet evening for the Deacons. They got some nice jump-shooters and the Xplosion and Deacons rivalry might be in the works. Should we schedule that game already or wait?	Stats I Roster	2 - 0	Won 2
3	-	EAST		Flight One They are stacked with talent and the front line looks like a football team. The loss of Brian Lumbreras might hurt them in the long run.	Stats I Roster	1 - 0	Won 1
4	-	WEST		Mindstate Derrick used his baseline dunk as a statement that Global Gym should take notice. There's a new big man in town, and dude can dunk hard.	Stats I Roster	1 - 0	Won 1
5	-	EAST		Dead End Their win against DSK was somewhat bland. We know they can do better and we've seen them play their best in other leagues. We need a story line here. How about, Dead End's PG Rob Delrosario facing his old teammates, Game Breakers for Week 3.	Stats I Roster	1 - 0	Won 1
6	-	EAST		#1 Stunners Pink and black jerseys. Ah-sum! We've never seen a celebration after a dunk be so quiet until Terrence did it in his Superstar debut. We were expecting the fans to go wild but you could have heard the pin dropped after the third of the night.	Stats I Roster	1 - 0	Won 1
7	4	EAST		Game Breakers They stole the game at the very end to win their first one of the season. Game Breakers playing .500 ball is ridiculous but they got the win against familiar faces. How about another familiar face in Week 3. You might know him, he set the assists record while playing in your squad.	Stats I Roster	1 - 1	Lost 1
8	-	WEST		Swish Their Team Captain wasn't there to keep the fellas on check. They debuted with the new jerseys with a loss and they couldn't pull the upset on the #1 team. We think they're better than Global Gym and ex-Foundation champs, Jon Lee & Lalo Arroyo will have a reunion.	Stats I Roster	0 - 1	Lost 1
9	1	WEST		Global Gym Lost in their season-opener but how many times do you see defending champs lose their season-opener? At least it wasn't by 40+ points. We ranked Swish for a reason and the instigating game continues. (Dance, puppets, dance.)	Stats I Roster	0 - 1	Lost 1
10	-	WEST		Foundation Doubters say Mike Tee won't stand out and he'll be just like the rest of them. Surprisingly, he did stand out but is his cast good enough to keep up with him? We would bet on this one but our money is in the Bank.	Stats I Roster	0 - 1	Lost 1
11	-	EAST		Dynasty Their new PG, Vic Buchanon, has some of the best moves in the 'L'. How many Flight One players had their arms waving in the air while back-peddling. Their re-building season is merely a disguise to fly under the radar.	Stats I Roster	0 - 1	Lost 1
12	-	EAST		Freestyle Anger management would have won the game for them. The game against Game Breakers was theirs until they gave it away. They played the Co-Commish's Game Breakers in a loss, let's see how they do against the Commish's new team, Dynasty.	Stats I Roster	0 - 1	Lost 1
13	-	EAST		DSK In a digital world, tape has got to go. Perhaps they can learn a thing or two about how jerseys are supposed to look. Pink and black jerseys from #1 Stunners were extremely nice.	Stats I Roster	0 - 1	Lost 1
14	5	WEST		Bank They're so concerned with winning, they'll yell at that stats table for a few blunders here and there. We know what we're doing. We got experience, and we have FOUNDATION.	Stats I Roster	0 - 2	Lost 2

RNK	LAST WEEK	DIVISION	TEAMS		Stats I Roster	RECORD	STREAK
1	1	EAST		Team Dime First dunk of the League. Thanks Tony, but you didn't have to do that on Anna. C'mon. We can't wait until Outkast vs. Team Dime. "Marcus, will you dunk on that guy over there? Apparently, he likes to dunk on girls."	Stats I Roster	2 - 0	Won 2
2	2	EAST		Outkast Connection Were they messing around or were they seriously that close to losing a game against BBC? Brian is out for the season and the other guys need to step up to make up for his loss.	Stats I Roster	2 - 0	Won 2
2	4	WEST		Aztecs They won't be #3 for a long time. Ryan Mileski is a great shooter, almost as good as Christian Gopez. Too bad he wasn't there last week, that would have been a great shoot-out. I guess we'll have to wait until All Star Weekend to see who the best 3-point shooter is.	Stats I Roster	2 - 0	Won 2
3	9	WEST		Elements Dear PBA: Please beware of two persuasive team captains who are recruiting some of your players. Love, Superstar Basketball League	Stats I Roster	1 - 1	Won 1
4	3	WEST		Angkor Wat They proved that they have two players capable of scoring 40+ points. First, Khorn Leng breaks the record in the 1st week by going for 40 now they have Joseph Flores breaking that after going for 43 points.	Stats I Roster	1 - 1	Lost 1
6	10	WEST		Relics We know they read the rankings and the articles because they played hard in their 2nd week and wanted nothing but good comments. Did you read the part where it said, "Bring donuts and coffee to the early game." Since we didn't get our donuts, we won't write about your good game.	Stats I Roster	1 - 1	Won 1
7	5	WEST		Abstract They drop the All Star jerseys and went with the red unis. Finally!! They went from 5 to 7 and they want to climb the rankings again. A match-up with Elements is in the works.	Stats I Roster	1 - 1	Lost 1
8	6	EAST		Deep Penetration Their exciting game against B-LO-DA-RIM had so many lead changes, it seemed like a ping pong match. Their improbable win was cemented after an unlikely 3-pointer from Mike after he banked it in. Their only 3-pointer for the game, mind you.	Stats I Roster	1 - 1	Won 1
9	11	EAST		Billionaire Ball Club This team isn't bad at all. They stayed with Outkast Connection and Drew went for 20 points. The next few weeks will show how far they've gone.	Stats I Roster	0 - 1	Lost 1
10	12	EAST		Thrillers They lost by 40 points to Team Dime and still had fun at the end. Why? With 2 points left, Team Dime with 97, they played spoilers by holding the rock and prevented Team Dime from hitting the century mark.	Stats I Roster	0 - 1	Lost 1
11	8	EAST		B-LO-DA-RIM Their Team Captain Lawrence Pelagio goes for a game-high 6 three-pointers and had the game won. Out of nowhere, D.P. hits a 3, their only 3-pointer to win the game. Ouch!!	Stats I Roster	0 - 2	Lost 1
12	7	WEST		Phenoms How fast the Phenoms have fallen. Their abundant amount of requests to take time off for Superbowl proves they are still on vacation.	Stats I Roster	0 - 2	Lost 1
* Team analysis is written by multiple contributing staff writers of the league. * Analysis is intended for entertainment purposes only and are not to be taken seriously. Seriously.