Superstar Basketball League


RNK	LAST WEEK	DIVISION	TEAMS		Stats I Roster	RECORD	STREAK
1	1	WEST		Global Gym The defending Champs haven't played yet so by default, they are still ranked #1. The holiday break has 2-time Champ, Lalo Arroyo, partying and now his back is killin' him. He needs to get into the right state of mind and regain his focus. Hmm... looks like they should start their season against: MINDSTATE.	Stats I Roster	0 - 0	-
2	-	WEST		Xplosion They were impressive in their showing against Game Breakers. Indeed an early favorite to take it all. Their game is nice but their jerseys aren't. You know who has some really nice jerseys, Swish.	Stats I Roster	1 - 0	Won 1
3	-	WEST		Deacons This team is championship caliber and they have played several years together. Every player knows their role, know what he can do, and what they can't do. It's fun watching	Stats I Roster	1 - 0	Won 1
4	4	EAST		Game Breakers Jawayne White was a no-show and his scoring would have helped against Xplosion. A lot of their players see Freestyle on Tuesday nights at the Rancho scrimmage. Schedule says, "Game Breakers vs. Freestyle."	Stats I Roster	0 - 1	Lost 1
5	-	WEST		Bank They played like they were intimidated in their debut against Deacons. Don't worry fellas, it's just the 1st week. Just to get the jitters out, we'll match them up against another Superstar rookie, #1 Stunners.	Stats I Roster	0 - 1	Lost 1
-	2	EAST		Dynasty The extra week should have helped them immensely. We're hoping Dynasty isn't scrambling for players still. A month and a half is really enough time.	Stats I Roster	0 - 0	-
-	3	EAST		Flight One As a reminder to one, Anthony Palacol. Only 1 player from Gold Division team may play for your Platinum Division team. We're positive Anthony will put a decent squad together. We're just wondering who from Outkast will also play for Flight One. Brian? Jeff? Marcus? How bout all of them. The Commish doesn't see a problem with that same team playing in both divisions.	Stats I Roster	0 - 0	-
-	5	WEST		Swish Swish starts their 2nd season against Xplosion. We don't know if you've heard but Swish has their new jerseys looking like the Spurs jerseys. If they can get the opposing Team Captain, Martin Camanera, two wear their jerseys... it would look like this....	Stats I Roster	0 - 0	-
-	6	WEST		Foundation They should be ready. SHOULD BE. Team Captain, Mike Tee can't wait any longer and we feel the same way. We're about to find out how good MIKE TEE really is. The talent level is visibly up... and we will see how they fare up against Deacons.	Stats I Roster	0 - 0	-
-	-	EAST		Freestyle Their match-up against Game Breakers on Week 2 should make their Tuesday night scrimmage at Rancho very interesting.	Stats I Roster	0 - 0	-
-	-	EAST		Dead End Dead End will make their Superstar debut against DSK this coming Sunday.	Stats I Roster	0 - 0	-
-	-	WEST		Mindstate They'll watch the defending Champs receive their trophies this Sunday. Team Captain, Jay-R DeRamos knows he could have won it with Team Dime last season. Could-have, should-have. No doubt he'll be motivated for this one.	Stats I Roster	0 - 0	-
-	-	EAST		#1 Stunners They start off their rookie campaign against Bank. If Bank plays intimidated like they did in Week 1, look for #1 Stunners to make a high jump in the Standings.	Stats I Roster	0 - 0	-
-	-	EAST		DSK They will make their Superstar debut against Dead End this coming Sunday.	Stats I Roster	0 - 0	-

RNK	LAST WEEK	DIVISION	TEAMS		Stats I Roster	RECORD	STREAK
1	1	EAST		Team Dime Impressive win against the bigger competition. They were undersized by about a feet and a half and instead of relying on jumpers, they were driving it in against Deep Penetration.	Stats I Roster	1 - 0	Won 1
2	2	EAST		Outkast Connection The Outkast bullies handily defeated a good team in B-LO-DA-RIM. Word is B-LO isn't even a bad team, so either Outkast wants to dominate this season or B-Lo isn't as good as everyone says they are.	Stats I Roster	1 - 0	Won 1
3	-	WEST		Angkor Wat Impressive win over Relics over the weekend. Just a reminder fellas. YOU NEED NUMBERS ON YOUR JERSEYS. Taking stats for this game was ridiculous. Don't get mad if you're stats are wrong...we should be mad for trying to figure out who's who and what's 'angkor wat'.	Stats I Roster	1 - 0	Won 1
4	-	WEST		Aztecs Impressive showing against Elements over the weekend. We were wondering if they're going over plays during the long drive from Hollywood because these guys are well coached.	Stats I Roster	1 - 0	Won 1
5	6	WEST		Abstract Please, please do not jinx this. Last season they beat Thrillers in the opener and they had to wait until the final week to win again. They beat Phenoms to start off the season. Hopefully they don't have to wait until the last week to win again or else it's going to be another name change.	Stats I Roster	1 - 0	Won 1
6	-	EAST		Deep Penetration This team is big. Really Big. Once they develop chemistry and they figure out their strengths, they'll easily be one of the elite squads.	Stats I Roster	0 - 1	Lost 1
7	3	WEST		Phenoms They love the San Diego ~~Chokers~~ Chargers so much, they became like them. Up by 10 points in the 4th quarter, they choked and gave Abstract their first win. Ouch!	Stats I Roster	0 - 1	Lost 1
8	-	EAST		B-LO-DA-RIM Outkast is a good team. Not good enough to be in the Platinum Division so losing to them shouldn't be all that bad.	Stats I Roster	0 - 1	Lost 1
9	4	WEST		Elements Seasoned veterans aren't supposed to get slaughtered on the first day, especially to a rookie team. Give credit to where it's due, Aztecs is another great Don Clark managed team.	Stats I Roster	0 - 1	Lost 1
10	-	WEST		Relics We expected more from them in their season opener instead they get smashed by Angkor Wat. They won't be down for too long. They face the surprising Abstract in Week 2.	Stats I Roster	0 - 1	Lost 1
-	5	EAST		Billionaire Ball Club Outkast had a big fan support over the weekend. BBC should bring out their big crowd if Team Captaion Andrew Persaud wants to compete with Luke for Franchise Player of the Season....err James Bernardo.	Stats I Roster	0 - 0	-
-	7	EAST		Thrillers 3 of their players are already injured just from playing pick up ball. The Gold Division is no joke this season and with the talent level significantly up, we're hoping they can pull through this very long season.	Stats I Roster	0 - 0	-
* Team analysis is written by multiple contributing staff writers of the league. * Analysis is intended for entertainment purposes only and are not to be taken seriously. Seriously.