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WEEK 6 |
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LAST WEEK |
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TEAMS |
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The Problem
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The Problem's GM on this week's podcast,
"...we're disappointed with Foundation,
we're expecting more from them." Looks
like both teams won't be undefeated when
they meet but if Foundation shows up
with a full roster, GM Dennis Adams
should be worried about his team's
perfect record. On a side note, let's
congratulate Brian Gipson for
being named to the Superstar Basketball
staff as a Radio Personality. |
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Stats I
Roster |
6 - 0 |
WON 6 |
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2 |
1 |
WEST |
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Foundation 2.0
| Their
Week 6 match-up against Young Gunnaz was
a let down but with four players, they
did their best Black Out imitation and
almost won with just four players.
Flight put on a show and we're
hoping for the days that someone starts
recording Diamond Division games.
Imagine a time when Superstar TV shows
on up on Direct TV. For $39.99, we'd
watch our own highlights all day on
Direct TV.
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Stats I
Roster |
5 - 1 |
LOST 1 |
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3 |
3 |
EAST |
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Young Gunnaz
| Flight
dunked all over Foundation and gave them
their first loss of the season. With a
double-header in Week 7 and The Problem
on Week 8, the Young Gunnaz can easily
climb the rankings or go as far down as
the 7th seed. |
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Stats I
Roster |
4 - 1 |
WON 2 |
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4 |
5 |
WEST |
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Deacons
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Champion vs. Champion. Deacons won last
season when they beat GM Kane Mom's
Angkor Wat but this season, they'll face
GM Kanna Mom's Zero Balance, a
team that went undefeated last season.
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Stats I
Roster |
4 - 2 |
WON 2 |
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5 |
6 |
EAST |
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Black Out
| They
play four on five like no other but with
a full squad, the rest of the "L" better
take notice. They are highly under-rated
only because their line up switches
every game and they've yet to play with
their full roster. |
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Stats I
Roster |
4 - 2 |
WON 2 |
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6 |
7 |
WEST |
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Zero Balance
| Rivalry
Weekend tradition that started off last
season was a Champion vs. Champion
match-up. The headliner on Week 7 is M&M
heavyweight match up of Mike Mason
vs. Mark Moton. MVP vs. MVP.
Not to mention GM Don Clark has
two titles and the Baldwin Park GMs,
Kane and Kanna Mom, have two titles as
well. |
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Stats I
Roster |
3 - 2 |
WON 1 |
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7 |
8 |
EAST |
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#1 Stunners
| The
Rivalry Weekend will feature
double-headers for all teams with just 5
games under their belt. One of their
match-ups is against Hardest Out and
former Center Eric Tabatabai will
face off against his former team. Center
Terrence Taylor said it best. "I just
thought Tab was sitting out because he
was still injured. Next thing I know
he's playing for another team. I was
like, WHAAAAAAAAAAT?" |
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Stats I
Roster |
1 - 4 |
LOST 2 |
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8 |
11 |
EAST |
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Team-Play
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Hopefully the much needed rest
revitalized the team but now they're
back for a double-header on Rivalry
Week. |
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Stats I
Roster |
1 - 4 |
LOST 1 |
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9 |
10 |
EAST |
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Parking Lot Pimps
| At
least they won't be playing a
double-header come Week 7. The Pimps
have struggled all season but thanks to
Cali's Finest dropping out, they'll
still have a chance at making the
Playoffs. Top 8 teams from Diamond
Division will make the Playoffs
regardless of the conference they're in. |
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Stats I
Roster |
1 - 5 |
LOST 3 |
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10 |
11 |
EAST |
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Hardest Out
| Their
first season has been tough but the
growing pains should make them stronger
for seasons to come. At least they
didn't quit like the team below them.
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0 - 5 |
LOST 5 |
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11 |
9 |
WEST |
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Cali's Finest
| After
everything the staff has done to
accommodate every team in the League,
this is what it comes down to? Two teams
who paid 4 games, Cali's Finest and
Lingustic Legend's' have no plans of
paying the registration fees. QUITTERS
need to pay. |
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1 - 4 |
LOST 1 |
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TEAMS |
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STREAK |
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1 |
EAST |
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DSK
| GM
Harry Yoo gave us some insight on
The Association when they first joined
the league. "Yah, they were pretty good
in Intramurals, but we beat them and
they're always second to us." Their Week
7 Rivalry match-up will be an extension
of that rivalry at Cal Poly. |
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Stats I
Roster |
5 - 1 |
WON 2 |
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2 |
3 |
WEST |
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Still Fly
| They're
ranked 2nd because they are the only
team to beat top ranked DSK. Angkor Wat
climbed the 3rd spot and you know Still
Fly will be more than ready to fend off
Ankor Wat's charge. The first person
interviewed for the 1st edition of
Superstar Radio featured GM Jon Paras
confessing why he joined the League,
"When our rival Angkor Wat joined the
League, we had to come over here." |
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Stats I
Roster |
4 - 2 |
LOST 1 |
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3 |
5 |
WEST |
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Bank
| They
defeated Still Fly but are still upset
that they're only ranked 3rd since they
obviously just defeated the 2nd ranked
team. Apparently GM Aries Inguito
didn't get the memo... since all these
teams are tied, the tie-breaker goes to
the team that defeated the highest
ranking team. |
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Stats I
Roster |
4 - 2 |
WON 3 |
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7 |
WEST |
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Angkor Wat
| They
dismantled Main Event and leading scorer
Khorn Leng is on a tear once
again. When GM Kane Mom was
questioned what they thought of
Underdawgs, he scratched his head and
looked like he had a bad case of
amnesia. The expression on his face said
it all. "Who's Underdawgs/Still Fly? We
don't remember them." |
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Stats I
Roster |
4 - 2 |
WON 4 |
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5 |
2 |
WEST |
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Main Event
|
Thrillers actually believed that last
season's 1st Round match-up was a lock
and they didn't call a time out until
they were down 15-0 in last season's
Playoffs against Bank. Their loss was
heart-breaking and reigning Defensive
Player of the Season, Matt Lewis,
vowed to get revenge on every team that
had it for Thrillers. |
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Stats I
Roster |
4 - 2 |
LOST 2 |
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6 |
4 |
EAST |
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The Association
| They've
won two in a row but their losses to
Bank and Main Event still has them
ranked lower. They'll see familiar faces
in Week 7 against DSK as they key
players from both sides have played each
other multiple times in Cal Poly
Intramurals. |
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Stats I
Roster |
4 - 2 |
WON 2 |
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7 |
6 |
WEST |
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Relics
| The
tough Western Conference wasn't so tough
in the beginning and the Relics are
trying to creep in to the Playoffs.
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Stats I
Roster |
4 - 2 |
WON 1 |
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8 |
EAST |
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Yhatus
| That
double-header is right around the
corner. While all the good teams are out
West, Yhatus needs to make a statement
that they're for real and a spot in the
Playoffs is almost guaranteed. We can't
believe it either. Yhatus? Playoffs? |
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Stats I
Roster |
2 - 3 |
WON 2 |
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9 |
9 |
EAST |
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Game Breakers
| We find
this shocking as well. Game Breakers and
Playoffs. They haven't been to the
post-season since Fall 2006. |
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Stats I
Roster |
2 - 4 |
LOST 1 |
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10 |
10 |
EAST |
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TROY
| Don't
count them out yet. A playoffs
appearance is still possible. If Yhatus
and GB doesn't win and they win their
next two games, they're in. |
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Stats I
Roster |
1 - 5 |
LOST 5 |
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11 |
12 |
EAST |
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Remix
| Their
GM is getting drilled for being winless
thus far but this thing is certain. The
young GM, Chris Mosley won't led
anything phase him so who's to say Remix
won't be back next season. Two words,
Gold. Division. |
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Stats I
Roster |
0 - 6 |
LOST 6 |
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12 |
11 |
EAST |
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Lingustic Legend's'
| After
everything the staff has done to
accommodate every team in the League,
this is what it comes down to? Two teams
who paid 4 games, Cali's Finest and
Lingustic Legend's' have no plans of
paying the registration fees. QUITTERS
need to pay. |
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Stats I Roster |
1 - 4 |
LOST 1 |
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TEAMS |
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Deep Penetration
| You
want it, you got it! Their Rivalry Game
for Week 7 comes right out of the pages
of WWE. They didn't like how 626'ers was
pressing High Five with a 60 point lead
so they called them out saying,
"...they're a bunch of punks for running
the score like that." |
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Stats I
Roster |
5 - 1 |
WON 1 |
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3 |
WEST |
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626ers
| "...we
play hard for 40 minutes, if you don't
like it, come get some." Their
leading scorer, Kevin Valmonte, didn't
have to say a single word to Money Inc.
and their 40 point victory over the
former top ranked team was a huge
statement for the Gold Division. The
bullies are calling out the Commish for
calling them bullies but is this a work
of some sort in the making. |
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5 - 1 |
WON 3 |
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3 |
1 |
EAST |
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Money Inc.
Dear
Money Inc. Jr...errr Franchise,
It's been awfully quiet without you on
the message boards. We we surprised to
see you gone and we noticed you deleted
your account. To be honest, we miss you
foos and the 8-5 is boring without the
trash talk. Well, at least you didn't
quit like those quitters in Lasogna
Legends and Cali's-Not-So-Finest. See
you in Week 7 and don't forget the
forecast for the evening. Hail, Rain,
and Thunder cuz we're gonna wet them tr....
all day.
Yours
Truly,
General Manager Andrew Persaud
P.S.
Bear says the real bear has nothing on
him. |
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Stats I
Roster |
5 - 1 |
LOST 1 |
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4 |
4 |
EAST |
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Abstract
| If the
Playoffs started today, Aztecs and
Abstract would face off in the first
round. The team has arguably the best
perimeter guards in the Gold Division
and Aztecs GM Don Clark will be
more than happy to prove them wrong.
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Stats I
Roster |
4 - 2 |
WON 1 |
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5 |
7 |
WEST |
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Aztecs
| The
record breaking weekend was just one of
many highlights for Aztecs. The team
record for scoring is now at 128 and
Ryan Mileski's 17 three-pointers and
57 points was a remarkable feat. |
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Stats I
Roster |
4 - 2 |
WON 2 |
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6 |
8 |
EAST |
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Thrillers
| They
barely pulled out the win over Outkast
errr Team Kabibbles and the EMPIRE is
struggling. They've adopted the on/off
switch tactic and their leaders should
be worried before it continues. Rookie
of the Season, Matt Lewis, "We NEED
EVERYONE TO BE THERE. PERIOD." |
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Stats I
Roster |
3 - 2 |
WON 1 |
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7 |
5 |
EAST |
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Team Kabibbles
| When
your team needs to take a break, this is
the perfect disguise to keep playing and
still keep your team respectable. Make
up a random name, develop some of your
role players with rookies, and bring the
team back better, stronger, faster for
next season. Player of the Week,
Robert Bautista, should make Outkast
Revisited next season and they have
their eyes set on gold. |
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Stats I
Roster |
3 - 3 |
LOST 1 |
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8 |
9 |
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Phenoms
| GM
Alvin Aguilar has sent hate mail
every week to the Commish
requesting for the logo to be changed
from Phemons to Phenoms. "...I know
you're my best friend but c'mon just
change it already." He responded by
saying, "...you have to earm it and if
you wim, I'll chamge it after our
Rivalry Natch-up." |
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Stats I
Roster |
3 - 3 |
LOST 1 |
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9 |
6 |
WEST |
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Hungry Hungry Hippos
| The
Hippos may be going to the Playoffs for
the first time but with Elements and
Franchise on the horizon, the task at
hand will determine whether they're all
grown up now or they're still the same
ol' hippos. Their game last season was
The Game of the Regular Season. Part 2
should be even better. |
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Stats I
Roster |
3 - 3 |
LOST 1 |
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10 |
10 |
EAST |
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Underdawgs
| The
Underdawgs would like a piece of some
Team Kibbles-and-bits-and-bits-and-bits.
Both teams were referred by Mr.
Justin Reyes and he's played on both
teams prior to Superstar Basketball. |
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Stats I
Roster |
3 - 3 |
WON 1 |
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11 |
11 |
WEST |
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Franchise
REPLY:
Dear Rated R...errr Money Inc.,
It's been awfully quiet since we left
the message boards. We we surprised to
see you gone noticed that we deleted our
account. To be honest, we miss you foos
too. Well, just dont quit like those
quitters in Lasogna Legends and Cali's-Not-So-Finest
after we beat you. See you in Week 7 and
don't forget the forecast for the
evening. Our All Star, Miro, will make
it all day.
Yours
Truly,
General Manager Raymond Cardenas
P.S.
We can't bear the fact that you said we
copy your every move. Honestly, we
don't. |
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Stats I
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2 - 3 |
LOST 1 |
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12 |
12 |
WEST |
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High Five
| They've
faced all the lower teams but they need
to win against a top seeded team just to
prove that they are Playoffs worthy.
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Stats I
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2 - 4 |
LOST 1 |
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13 |
13 |
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Elements
|
Playoffs are looking grim but they can
still make it difficult for the Hippos
to clinch a Playoffs berth. A lot of
Gold Division teams should be moving up
to Platinum next season so they'll be
okay next season. |
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1 - 5 |
LOST 3 |
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14 |
14 |
EAST |
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2nd II None
| They
were so excited they had their jerseys
shipped in this season instead of
waiting next season to debut them.
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Stats I
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1 - 5 |
LOST 3 |
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15 |
15 |
EAST |
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Fabulous
| Like
Elements, they should be okay for next
season since a lot of the teams are
moving up. Well the competitive teams
are unless your name is Phemons or
Kabibbles. |
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