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Preseason

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WEEK 4

RANK

LAST WEEK CONF. TEAMS

Stats  I  Roster

RECORD

STREAK

1 3 EAST Parking Lot Pimps
They are ranked #1 only because they have more wins than Deacons. Deacons didn't do anything wrong to deserve the drop to #2. It's just, PLP beat Xplosion and then played right away to beat the new team, 626'ers. Back-to-back games? No problem. #1 spot, no problem.
Stats  I  Roster 5 - 0

Won 5

2 1 WEST Deacons
The Deacons have made a habit of making comebacks in the second half and after trailing Black Out for most of the game, they did what they do best and that's close out games. They've been winning Championships in Southern Cali for so long, they should rename their team to Southern Cali's Finest.
Stats  I  Roster 4 - 0

Won 4

3 2 WEST Xplosion
They played with mostly 4 guys throughout the game and still lost by only 1 point against top seeded Parking Lot Pimps. They have NEVER asked to add players after the rosters have been locked and they tough it out when they're short-handed. That's why they're one of the most admire teams in the League.
Stats  I  Roster 3 - 1

Lost 1

4 4 WEST Cali's Finest
They're this season's version of Freestyle and the overlooked squad is showing that they are for real. We're curious to see how they match up against the Defending Champions, Deacons.
Stats  I  Roster 3 - 1

Won 2

5 6 WEST Angkor Wat
They have a double-header this week after Dynasty once again FLAKED on the league. They'll face Islanders and 626'ers in Week 5 but they're narrow win against Game Breakers is somewhat suspect.
Stats  I  Roster 2 - 1

Won 1

6 7 EAST DSK
Double-header against 626ers and Parking Lot Pimps will determine how much the team has improved in the past season. They spanked Global Gym by 30 points and a lot of teams are taking notice.
Stats  I  Roster 2 - 1

Won 1

7 5 EAST Young Gunnaz
They dropped 2 spots after they lost a close game to Cali's Finest. They need a complete squad but the growing pains isn't all that bad. They're a .500 team and they'll face the Stunners this coming weekend.
Stats  I  Roster 2 - 2

Lost 1

8 13 EAST #1 Stunners
Terrence Taylor finally showed that he's one of the top players in the League when he went at it with Islanders Giyoh Shey this past weekend. He'll need to repeat that performance against Young Gunnaz Alphonso White.
Stats  I  Roster 2 - 2

Won 2

9 11 WEST Islanders
The no dunking rule has a lot of fans disappointed but that's what it is. The gym policy has Giyoh Shey cringing but he'll have a chance to show off his skills at All Star Weekend.
Stats  I  Roster 2 - 3

Lost 1

10 9 EAST Freestyle
Last season's team was much better. We sure miss reading up on that squad and how they went unnoticed on their way up to the charts. This season, well... there's a lot of disappointed people...
Stats  I  Roster 1 - 2

Lost 1

11 12 WEST Foundation
They must have been listening to LL Cool J's hard hit classic, "Mama said Knock You Out," before the game. From a Championship team, to a forfeit last season, and now an altercation... the franchise image is taking a hit.
Stats  I  Roster 1 - 2

Lost 2

12 8 EAST Black Out
They've lost a lot of close games this season and the close one against Deacons should have GM Shane Stringer really proud of the team. They almost had the upset and it's just a matter of closing out close games.
Stats  I  Roster 1 - 3

Lost 2

13 10 WEST Global Gym
The good times are gone and they're having a hard time just getting to the gym. Might as well change that name to Global. Week 5, 2 former champs play against each other.
Stats  I  Roster 1 - 3

Lost 3

14 - EAST   626'ers
The first 2 weeks, we'll always write constructive criticism about teams and so... "Keep it up guys, you're doing a great job." (Grins)
Stats  I  Roster 0 - 2

Lost 2

15 15 EAST Game Breakers
They face a depleted Freestyle squad that has several players serving suspensions. They lucked out in the schedule but knowing these guys, they'll find a way to lose the game.
Stats  I  Roster 0 - 4

Lost 4

15 14 EAST Dynasty
OFFICIALLY TAPPED OUT
Stats  I  Roster 1 - 1

Won 1

16 13 WEST Mindstate
DUNZO w/ a couple of players BLACK-LISTED.
Stats  I  Roster 0 - 2

Lost 2

RANK

LAST WEEK CONF. TEAMS

Stats  I  Roster

RECORD

STREAK

1 1 WEST Zero Balance
If this were NBA Live or NBA2K7, General Manager, Kanna Mom would be very amused by his team's stats. He has players who can lead any stat category and he has the potential to go undefeated this season.
Stats  I  Roster 4 - 0

Won 4

2 2 EAST Thrillers
So if Thrillers and Zero Balance go undefeated through Week 7, that means they'll face off for the Undefeated title this season. They got lucky against Aztecs but they'll take any win they can get. When they were losing, they never dared call out the top teams. Franchise challenged them and General Manager, Justin Reyes, isn't too thrilled about the call out. "We wanted Underdawgs but.. it's obvious they want us.
Stats  I  Roster 4 - 0

Won 4

3 4 EAST Rated R Superstars
Andrew Persaud needs to buy a lottery ticket. The team has played most of the elite teams and every time Rated R plays them, their opponent is short-handed. The team set a franchise record for most points scored at 106 and have a chance to surpass that against the ever so hungry Hippos. 
Stats  I  Roster 3 - 1

Won 2

4 7 EAST B-LO-DA-RIM
They climbed 3 spots to the 4th spot but have a tough match-up against Zero Balance this week. They have a chance at upsetting the #1 team and whether they make the best of the match up is something they'll have to do... in the 4 th quarter. Like Deacons, they've made a habit of closing out games in the 4th quarter. 
Stats  I  Roster 3 - 1

Won 3

5 5 EAST Deep Penetration
"What had happened was..." Their game against Bank is re-scheduled and a double-header is in the works. Their Rivalry Week match up against Thrillers is something former Captain, Kris Carrillo should be looking forwards to. They take on Elements this week.
Stats  I  Roster 2 - 1

Won 1

6 8 EAST Abstract
They have a double-header against Franchise and Aztecs in Week 5. They'll use the game against Franchise as practice and come back 2 hours later for their real game.
Stats  I  Roster 2 - 1

Won 1

7 3 EAST High Five
Got blown out by Zero Balance and the swagger they had in the beginning is somewhat gone. They'll try to regroup and take on Relics this week, another team that's trying to get their mojo back.
Stats  I  Roster 2 - 2

Lost 2

8 5 WEST Aztecs
They practically gave Thrillers the win after sacrificing 14 points in the beginning. They'll face Abstract this coming weekend and Tommy should be aware of how good Ben Ede really is. He scored 6 straight buckets on Thrillers...with 2 guys on his face.
Stats  I  Roster 2 - 2

Lost 1

9 9 EAST Outkast Connection
They would actually make good dads when they have kids... I mean... think about it. Dads let their kids beat them all the time. They let Franchise in the game and now Franchise is calling out the top teams. The mind games never get old doesn't it.
Stats  I  Roster 2 - 2

Won 1

10 12 EAST Underdawgs
Thrillers GM, Justin Reyes, wanted a Week 5 match up but we'd rather see them play Phenoms this week. It should be an even game and has Top 5 written all over it.
Stats  I  Roster 2 - 2

Won 1

11 10 WEST Bank
The Western Conference is so bad, the third ranked team in the conference is 11th overall. The team needs to prove they're a Playoff team and Outkast Connection will be there to bank in on this match-up.
Stats  I  Roster 1 - 2

Lost 2

12 11 WEST Relics
.51. In a 40 minute game. Fort Knox, Andrew, went 51 points tying the three-point record along the way. To top it off, he's the only players so far to be named Player of the Week from a losing team. High Five to that.
Stats  I  Roster 1 - 3

Lost 2

13 13 WEST Phenoms
They probably have the record for most games B-LO-WN in the last minutes of the game. They gave 4 wins away last season and they have already given 2 thru Week 4. On a side note, the league announced that GM Alvin Aguilar, has already won the Sportsmanship Award. "They prove they can beat teams but he's so nice, he gives it to them, for free."
Stats  I  Roster 1 - 3

Lost 1

14 14 WEST Hungry Hungry Hippos
Their 1 game winning streak is history but they're still so hungry for another win. They're so hungry, they can eat a Bear. Har har har. On a side note, the team has prepared a video for the Commish to review so that all the assists are accounted for. They're that hungry for stats...
Stats  I  Roster 1 - 3

Lost 1

15 15 WEST Franchise
Be careful what you wish for. They claim they're better than what their record really is and this week, they were granted the opportunity to upset an elite team, Thrillers. That's not a typo either. Thrillers, elite. WTF. The team has joined the trash-talking on MySpace and it's only a matter of time until they learn their lesson. "LESSON LEARNED!!!"
Stats  I  Roster 0 - 3

Lost 3

16 16 WEST Elements
Dear Hippos,

We lost again but who cares. Week 7 and your appetite will get served. Anyways, enough about trying to act tough. Guess what happened this weekend. I got my part as Aladdin at Disneyland. It's gonna be so awesome when I hit on girls and tell them, "Hey, baby, let me show you to a whole new world, literally."

Always,
Luke Montilla
Co-Captain.
 
Stats  I  Roster 0 - 4

Lost 4