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Power Rankings
FINAL WEEK |
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RANK |
LAST WEEK |
CONF. |
TEAMS |
Stats
I Roster |
RECORD |
STREAK |
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1 |
1 |
EAST |
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Parking Lot Pimps
| MVP of
the Season, Sam Yeung, had an
impressive rookie season. How's this for
a trivia question, Did you know he was
the only MVP so far to not have a Player
of the Week honor? |
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Stats I
Roster |
7 - 1 |
Won 1 |
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2 |
3 |
WEST |
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Foundation
| Out of
all the 6-2 teams, they rank highest
because of their win over Parking Lot
Pimps. Moving forward, they face
Freestyle in the 1st Round of the
Playoffs and the two teams finally get
their rematch. We got two words for both
of ya,
ZERO TOLERANCE. |
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Stats I
Roster |
6 - 2 |
Won 5 |
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3 |
4 |
WEST |
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Cali's Finest
| Cali's
Finest gets the 3rd spot because of
their win over Foundation in the early
part of the season. Stunners vs. Cali's
Finest in the 1st Round. OOOOHHHH! The
Rivalry Week match-up won't end there
and now both teams will play against
each other in the opening round. |
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Stats I
Roster |
6 - 2 |
Won 1 |
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4 |
2 |
WEST |
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Xplosion
| General
Manager Martin Camarena is always
the first one to pay when it comes to
registration. His teams never forfeit
and they have been well behaved. With
Xplosion having their best season yet,
we present to you the Franchise Owner of
the Season award. |
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Stats I
Roster |
6 - 2 |
Lost 1 |
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5 |
6 |
WEST |
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Deacons
| The
Championship goes through Tinseltown and
you know there's no way GM Don Clark,
Finals MVP Mark Moton, and the Hollywood
Deacons will let anyone take their
Championship away from them. |
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Stats I
Roster |
6 - 2 |
Won 2 |
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6 |
5 |
EAST |
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#1 Stunners
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Barely lost
to P.L.P. but now all focus is on their
first round opponent, Cali's Finest. As
long as the Deacons aren't in their
Semifinal match-up then it's all
good...but wait a second...what if they
meet in the Finals. |
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Stats I
Roster |
5 - 3 |
Lost 1 |
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7 |
8 |
EAST |
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Freestyle
| No one
wants to face "Mr. Triple Dub" Steven
Watts right now. He's taken
Freestyle on another level and the
players around him are clicking on all
cylinders. Freestyle vs. Foundation,
First Round of the Playoffs. We got two
words for both of ya,
ZERO TOLERANCE. |
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Stats I
Roster |
5 - 3 |
Won 3 |
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8 |
12 |
EAST |
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Black Out
| Came
out of nowhere to secure the 8th spot
and what's more impressive is that it
was a double-header. What's not so
impressive is that they beat Game
Breakers in the first game. What's
impressive is they beat DSK in their
last game. Hopefully they impress us in
the Playoffs. |
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Stats I
Roster |
4 - 4 |
Won 2 |
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9 |
7 |
WEST |
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Angkor Wat
| They
started off well but the middle of the
pack is where they'll end up at in their
first season in Platinum Division. The
critics are loud and clear, "Zero
Balance IS better than Angkor Wat." |
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Stats I
Roster |
4 - 4 |
Lost 3 |
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10 |
10 |
WEST |
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Islanders
| They
beat Foundation which ranks them higher
than any of the 3-5 teams. They've done
well individually but as a team, the
team chemistry needs to improve and
they'll have the off season to do just
that. |
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Stats I
Roster |
3 - 5 |
Lost 1 |
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9 |
9 |
EAST |
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Young Gunnaz
| Four
games decided by 4 point or less. Four
games decided by 4 points or less. Four
games decided by 4 points or less. Four
games decided by 4 points or less. |
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Stats I
Roster |
3 - 5 |
Lost 2 |
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11 |
11 |
EAST |
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DSK
| They
were right there. Right there. Harry
Yoo will hear about it the choke job
all day at LA Fitness from the Commish
himself but rest assure Harry will never
quit and he'll be back another season w/
a re-tooled roster. Sean Dacumos
should be making his first trip to the
All Star game. |
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Stats
I
Roster |
3 - 5 |
Lost 3 |
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13 |
14 |
EAST |
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Game Breakers
| At
least they won 1 game. Come to think of
it, they have the same record as last
season. Come to think of it, they are
the old Thrillers of the Platinum
Division. Hey Tommy Avalos,
change the name of your team already!!
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Stats I
Roster |
1 - 7 |
Lost 1 |
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14 |
15 |
EAST |
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626'ers
| It was
a noble first season and funny thing is,
they didn't need their sharp-shooter
General Manager to win their first game
of the season. |
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Stats
I
Roster |
1 - 7 |
Won 1 |
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15 |
13 |
WEST |
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Global Gym
| We
reported GM Lalo Arroyo for child
abduction since PJ Marte has been
missing for weeks now. |
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Stats I
Roster |
1 - 7 |
Lost 7 |
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15 |
14 |
EAST |
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Dynasty
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Stats I Roster |
1 - 1 |
Won 1 |
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16 |
13 |
WEST |
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Mindstate
|
DUNZO w/ a
couple of players BLACK-LISTED. |
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Stats I Roster |
0 - 2 |
Lost 2 |
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RANK |
LAST WEEK |
CONF. |
TEAMS |
Stats
I Roster |
RECORD |
STREAK |
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1 |
1 |
WEST |
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Zero Balance
| The
first hardware being handed out to the
team is a Franchise Owner of the Season
award to Kanna Mom for managing a
team that went undefeated throughout.
"Third time's the charm..." They have a
chance to break the "8-0" jinx and their
road to the Finals looks like this:
Phenoms, Rated R/Outkast Connection.
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Stats I
Roster |
8 - 0 |
Won 8 |
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2 |
2 |
EAST |
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Thrillers
| Matt
Lewis should have gotten MVP but
Gary's 44 points in his head-to-head
match-up against an injured Matt was too
loud of a statement for the staff to
ignore. |
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Stats I
Roster |
7 - 1 |
Lost 1 |
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3 |
3 |
EAST |
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Abstract
| Somehow
they flew under the radar and only lost
1 game. Somehow they only lost 1
game?!?! Serious? Tommy's team
barely lost a game and this could be
Game Breakers redeaux. |
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Stats I
Roster |
7 - 1 |
Won 6 |
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4 |
4 |
EAST |
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Rated R Superstars
| The
"new bad boys of the League" will face
the really really old "bad boys" of the
league in the first round. Bear will
meet, bear-ly walking and this should be
a good match-up. |
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Stats I
Roster |
6 - 2 |
Won 2 |
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5 |
8 |
EAST |
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Outkast Connection
| Even if
they beat Rated R... we can't help but
notice Zero Balance in the Semis which
will ultimately make it four straight
losses in the Semis for the Outkast
boys. Ouch x 4. |
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Stats
I
Roster |
5 - 3 |
Won 2 |
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6 |
9 |
WEST |
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Relics
| The
sentimental favorite in the Playoffs.
They've gone through a lot as a team but
they'll have to face the upstart
Abstract and Thrillers/Bank in the Semis
if they make it. Doesn't look too good
but then again, their whole season
hasn't fared too well either. |
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Stats I
Roster |
4 - 4 |
Won 2 |
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7 |
10 |
WEST |
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Bank
Dear
Aries,
Kamusta Na. We love your new jerseys.
Hopefully you give us a discount pare.
Maybe we'll give you a lead if you give
us a discount. Hehehe. Joke Lang.
-Thrillers.
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Stats
I
Roster |
3 - 5 |
Won 1 |
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8 |
13 |
WEST |
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Phenoms
| General
Manager, Alvin Aguilar celebrated
his first Father's Day with a win over
Aztecs. Their game against Zero Balance
won't be pretty that's for sure. |
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Stats
I
Roster |
3 - 5 |
Won 1 |
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9 |
5 |
EAST |
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Deep Penetration
| The
Commish knows that 4-4 D.P. record
should be ranked higher than the 3-5
teams but the teams from the Western
Conference are playing in the Playoffs.
Their win over Abstract ranks them
higher than B-LO-DA-RIM and Underdawgs.
Their quality players are being higly
recruited and this MIGHT be the last
time we hear of Deep Penetration....
uhhh... speak for yourself. |
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Stats I
Roster |
4 - 4 |
Lost 3 |
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10 |
7 |
EAST |
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B-LO-DA-RIM
| We're
hoping the trip to the motherland was
worth it for the Pelagio Brothers. The
team suffered two losses in a row and
now |
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Stats I
Roster |
4 - 4 |
Lost 2 |
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11 |
6 |
EAST |
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Underdawgs
| The
Dogg Pound were mistreated as rookies
but now that they have some seniority,
they'll finally have a voice in what we
do around here. Jon Paras,
welcome to the League. We won't tell you
to shut up anymore and we'll let you bad
mouth the incoming rookies next season.
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Stats I
Roster |
4 - 4 |
Lost 2 |
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12 |
14 |
EAST |
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High Five
|
Chris Pickens is one of the best all
around players in the league and the
rookie will represent High Five in the
All Star Game on July 1. The rookie
better wear a helmet because the
established players will dunk on anyone. |
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Stats I
Roster |
3 - 5 |
Won 1 |
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13 |
12 |
WEST |
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Franchise
| Rated R
GM, Andrew Persaud better watch
his back because the new loud mouth of
the league belongs to them Franchise
Boys. |
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Stats
I
Roster |
2 - 6 |
Lost 1 |
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14 |
11 |
WEST |
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Aztecs
| General
Manager Don Clark said it
perfectly. Aztecs is back in the ruins
after a disappointing follow up to last
season's Finals appearance. |
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Stats I
Roster |
2 - 6 |
Lost 5 |
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15 |
15 |
WEST |
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Elements
| How do
you play the "Game of the Season" and
not even show up the week after? Wow.
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Stats I
Roster |
1 - 7 |
Lost 1 |
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16 |
16 |
WEST |
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Hungry Hungry Hippos
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Stats I
Roster |
1 - 7 |
Lost 5 |
